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    BrowneIssue's brilliant hangover tip

    I have a brilliant hangover tip for you:

    a) some glasses of white wine.
    b) lots of navy rum.
    c) the last of the lager.
    d) a few bottles of winter warmer ale.

    Voila! One brilliant hangover!
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      morning BI - how are you?

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        Today, 11:00 #56704
        DS23
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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          palindrome!
          #56565





          Well done!
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            Originally posted by zeitghost
            "Open the pod bay doors, hal"

            "Sorry Dave, I can't do that"...
            I finally got round to reading that book a few weeks ago.

            Crock of daffodils, IMHO.
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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              morning BI - how are you?
              Wotcha!

              I am wondering why I do it to myself? (The hangovers, that is.)

              I presume it is the same reason women have a second baby.
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                Originally posted by zeitghost
                "Oh my God, it's fuuulllllll oooooooooofffffffffffff Ssssssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssss"...

                It's tricky doing a doppler shift in ASCII.

                Oh, no it is not.
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                  Originally posted by zeitghost

                  The
                  Sin
                  Of
                  Sloth....
                  Surely rabbits are more sinful than sloths?
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                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Here I am...
                    Ooh, oh, oooh. My poor head.
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                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      ... the Long Hot Summer of 1976...
                      When my Dad fell asleep on a deck chair in the garden, his pipe fell on the lawn and set fire to it.

                      The entire lawn went up and he slept through it.

                      We had a burnt-toast lawn for the rest of the summer. My Dad was unaffected!
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