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Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by XenophonBring back the pics godammit!!
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Originally posted by SockpuppetOk but your not going to like it.
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Sock, you nutter! It was a(nother) request to CUK for them to bring back proper image posting. Blimmin' ASCII stuff just does not cut it. Especially not when it is a geezer in pants!!
Made me laugh nonetheless!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Sock, you nutter! It was a(nother) request to CUK for them to bring back proper image posting. Blimmin' ASCII stuff just does not cut it. Especially not when it is a geezer in pants!!
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.Comment
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