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Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Ok but your not going to like it.Originally posted by XenophonBring back the pics godammit!!
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Originally posted by SockpuppetOk but your not going to like it.
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Sock, you nutter! It was a(nother) request to CUK for them to bring back proper image posting. Blimmin' ASCII stuff just does not cut it. Especially not when it is a geezer in pants!!
Made me laugh nonetheless!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Thats AtW's police mug shot.Originally posted by Xenophon
Sock, you nutter! It was a(nother) request to CUK for them to bring back proper image posting. Blimmin' ASCII stuff just does not cut it. Especially not when it is a geezer in pants!!
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.Comment
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