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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Jade Goody?
    Nah, great aunts and the like.

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      No.

      tpd is about loving one's neighbour as one would love ones self if one thought nobody was looking.

      How can that be a sin?
      .... er, are you saying we are all masturbating our neighbours... a lot?

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        Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
        Tell the truth, your good for a Jason Biggs impersonation!
        Definitely English pies, not American pies.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by zeitghost
          With what, prey?
          BUFFY!

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            If I set my bucket to be writable by the world and readable by nobody, I'd have a kind of online black hole - you could pour all kinds of information in there, and none of it could ever get out again.

            Storage charges might mount up a bit, I suppose.

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              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              .... er, are you saying we are all masturbating our neighbours... a lot?
              I was suggesting communal gratification through loving satisfaction of an intercoursal kind. If there is an ambiguity in those words that permit your chosen fantasy - including, seemingly, pork pie massage - then take that as an opportunity.

              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by zeitghost
                With what, prey?
                Well, yes. Surely most Giant Alien Lizards are obsessed with prey?
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  If I set my bucket to be writable by the world and readable by nobody, I'd have a kind of online black hole - you could pour all kinds of information in there, and none of it could ever get out again.
                  One day I shall tell you about the WOM chip a colleague designed and put in their catalogue for a laugh ... and then had to fabricate when an order came in.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Pork Pie...

                    Tasty... moist... who does that remind me of?
                    Cold;
                    greasy;
                    suspicious lumpy bits;
                    ridiculous amounts of fat;
                    made of snout, scrota and skin.

                    I dunno. Who?

                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Wonder if the pace of posting will increase as the 56000 approaches

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