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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    it is taking a helluva long time to transfer my crucial saved data from disk to flash... still got another hour 46 to go.... think i'll play wii while it is doing it.
    If that is the Windows Exploder giving you that estimate ... it WILL be wrong.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      hmmm looks about right considering what has gone so far.

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        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        congratulations to brownei for reaching 3000 tpd's!
        I have?

        I have!

        Kewl!

        I'm wasting my life and I'm lovin' it!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          right time for a wii.

          keep up the good drivel

          i'll be back later to load some data...

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              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              3000 means you can update your credentials brownei
              No sooner said ...

              I'm a happy bunny...

              I'm a happy bunny...



              Can I put it on my CV yet?

              "Contributor to professional something-or-other"
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                I would dearly have loved to see a disc drum in operation. I missed those by a few years.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  ClientCo site; programme team meeting; 3 project teams present; about 30 people present in conference room; most work in IT; supplier tries to do a demo on his laptop using the WiFi; WiFi wouldn't play; supplier's assistant has a copy of the demo on his tiny USB stick; assistant throws USB stick to his boss; USB stick goes in laptop; demo is fired up.

                  At this point I say to the assembled parties: "Amazing, isn't it? The data crystal is already with us."

                  Programme Manager: "Sorry? The what crystal?"

                  Me: "Data crystal. Like in Star Trek or Babylon 5."

                  Programme Manager: "What are you talking about?"

                  Me: "You know, like on the sci-fi films where there is the ship's blueprints and logs on a small device. A USB stick, yeah? Like a data crystal?"

                  <assembled silence>

                  Programme Manager: "Are you some sort of nerd?"

                  Me: "I'm an IT Project Manager. Of course I'm a nerd."

                  One of the client Project Managers mutters under his breath: "IT geek w**ker."

                  Programme Manager: "Can we please get on now...?"

                  That was the day I realised I wasn't going to get an extension...

                  That boy go raaaaaaa
                  Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    1. DS23 6,743
                    etc.
                    How we used to do graphs:

                    DS23 ............... ****************************************
                    TheFaQQer .......... *********************************
                    zeitghost .......... *******************************
                    Diver .............. **************************
                    cailin maith ....... ************************
                    BrowneIssue ........ *****************
                    NickFitz ........... *****************
                    Fortune Green ...... *************
                    FiveTimes .......... ***********
                    Bear ............... ***********
                    BrilloPad .......... **********
                    DiscoStu ........... ********
                    n5gooner ........... *******
                    PRC1964 ............ *******
                    Jog On ............. *******
                    Troll .............. ******
                    DaveB .............. *****
                    Xenophon ........... ****
                    realityhack ........ ***
                    The Lone Gunman .... ***
                    oracleslave ........ **
                    Moscow Mule ........ **
                    ElectricChair ...... *
                    BA to the Stars .... *
                    Clownio ............ *
                    threaded ........... *
                    alreadypacked ...... *
                    wendigo100 ......... *
                    EqualOpportunities . *
                    Let-Me-In .......... *
                    Gonzo .............. *
                    SallyAnne .......... *
                    Moose423956 ........ *
                    sasguru ............
                    Sockpuppet .........
                    RandyW .............
                    AtW ................
                    tay ................
                    El_Diablo ..........
                    ferret .............
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      How we used to do graphs:

                      DS23 ............... ****************************************
                      TheFaQQer .......... *********************************
                      zeitghost .......... *******************************
                      Diver .............. **************************
                      cailin maith ....... ************************
                      BrowneIssue ........ *****************
                      NickFitz ........... *****************
                      Fortune Green ...... *************
                      FiveTimes .......... ***********
                      Bear ............... ***********
                      BrilloPad .......... **********
                      DiscoStu ........... ********
                      n5gooner ........... *******
                      PRC1964 ............ *******
                      Jog On ............. *******
                      Troll .............. ******
                      DaveB .............. *****
                      Xenophon ........... ****
                      realityhack ........ ***
                      The Lone Gunman .... ***
                      oracleslave ........ **
                      Moscow Mule ........ **
                      ElectricChair ...... *
                      BA to the Stars .... *
                      Clownio ............ *
                      threaded ........... *
                      alreadypacked ...... *
                      wendigo100 ......... *
                      EqualOpportunities . *
                      Let-Me-In .......... *
                      Gonzo .............. *
                      SallyAnne .......... *
                      Moose423956 ........ *
                      sasguru ............
                      Sockpuppet .........
                      RandyW .............
                      AtW ................
                      tay ................
                      El_Diablo ..........
                      ferret .............
                      AtW needs to post more - in here
                      "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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