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    #id
    Originally posted by TonyEnglish
    "I also have enough stashed away to retire now and maintain my current lifestyle. However, I want to do more...."

    So have I. I spend my evenings in a pi55 stained cardboard box under a motorway flyover, dinking meths and picking my dinner from the bins. Hence I do not need too much to live on.
    Well, I'm working on acquiring a second cardboard box to park my Harrod's shopping trolley, to keep it out of sight from all you bums with crappy Sainsbury's and Tesco Express trolleys.

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      #id
      I have a souped up Aldi with go-faster bars and a tinted handle
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #id
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        'King 'Eck.

        Only another 700 odd views & this thread reaches a quarter of a million...
        Do you think it will become self-aware at that stage?

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          #id
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          'King 'Eck.

          Only another 700 odd views & this thread reaches a quarter of a million...
          It goes on and on and on and on and on...

          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #id
            It's broken the quarter of a million mark, Zeitie....

            Shame the images were not just edited then re-enabled - it's lost some of it's charm. but ho hum.
            Vieze Oude Man

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              #id
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              I fear so, Lucifer.

              And considering the amount of "erotica" it contains, it could get a little messy.
              At half a million views it will become like HAL and start killing board members. At one million views it will evolve into a being of pure energy (a bit like Threaded).

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                #id
                You mean... soft porn that evolves and can recreate itself....?

                Blimey!
                Vieze Oude Man

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                  #id
                  Wahay!!! Porn with attitude. Bring it on.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                    At half a million views it will become like HAL and start killing board members.
                    Who will be the first to go?

                    I would not know since I will get me coat now...

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by AtW
                      Who will be the first to go?
                      I am sure the temptation to assist Chico in his elevation to a higher plane will be temptation beyond endurance.

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