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          I'm waiting for the media to pick up on this thread.

          "The banning of pornographic images posed no problem to the technically brilliant, geeky contractors of CUK"

          Or just "geeky contractor" - does FG do any real work that pays the bills?
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            This was not porno, it was erotics at best and now it is an eye and imagination test...

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              I stand* corrected

              *or leans provocatively....
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                Originally posted by cojak
                - does FG do any real work that pays the bills?
                A week's billings, after taxes, is usually more than enough to pay all the regular monthly bills. Everything else is entirely disposable income.

                I also have enough stashed away to retire now and maintain my current lifestyle. However, I want to do more....

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                  I'm pleased to hear this FG.

                  I worry for you at times...
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    "I also have enough stashed away to retire now and maintain my current lifestyle. However, I want to do more...."

                    So have I. I spend my evenings in a pi55 stained cardboard box under a motorway flyover, dinking meths and picking my dinner from the bins. Hence I do not need too much to live on.
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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                      Originally posted by TonyEnglish
                      I spend my evenings in a pi55 stained cardboard box under a motorway flyover, dinking meths and picking my dinner from the bins. Hence I do not need too much to live on.
                      Tony is Milan and I claim my five euros.

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