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[Jog On]

And hi all

[Sockpuppet]

I's orff now... catch ewe later...

Is that alien lizards favourite post Christmas snack?

[NickFitz]

Morning denizens

Nice pali...

Thank you, thank you...

That one was ok... the extra bah did it...

... and a very nice pali yourslf, sir:

[NickFitz]

Oops, battery low - time to find the mains lead...

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zeitghost
More fingers than teeth




Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 16,730

[NickFitz]

Mmmmm.... leccy.........

[Diver]

Anybody know where I can buy 41 sq Meters of solid Oak flooring or floor boards cheap ?

Need to floor the front living/reception room at the new house.

Just had a look round and prices seem to range from £28 - £36 a Meter, and I'm a tightwad

[TheFaQQer]

what did you eat?

For the first time ever, my mother-in-law cooked turkey for Christmas day (father-in-law doesn't like it).

Sadly, my throat was too sore to eat much, and I couldn't even finish the lovely, expensive bottle of wine that I'd provided Couldn't even manage to finish a glass

[TheFaQQer]

Indeed, but that doesn't mean I can do much about it.

If I drink much more than a couple of beers in the whole day, or do anything like bringing a bottle of nice scotch with me, then my family tend to sit there asking "So how much do you drink each week?", quoting things they've read about binge drinkers in the Daily Mail, and generally implying that I'm a drunkard and a degenerate.

You are a drunkard and a degenerate.

You need to stop drinking and get one of those nice nine to five jobs that pay you for holidays that I keep reading about. Otherwise, no doubt an immigrant will get one and the Daily Heil says that we don't want that to happen.....



Hope you're having a better day today!

[Diver]

So NickFitz

How much do you drink in a day ?

Only I read in the Mail that