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[TheFaQQer]

Inspired by NickFitz tree I tried my hand at smile porn. It started off well but somehow "she" ended up wearing a straw hat and riding a skateboard. There also may be a few anatomical discrepancies but I'll get those squared away with CMs sister at the northern do and produce a version 2.

Not sure that the grey hair is a good indicator, and what's with the feet???

[NickFitz]

Oh dear.

Hope you've escaped the family by now......

There is no escape.

Nowhere to go.

Nothing to be done.

Just sit here waiting for tomorrow.

[TheFaQQer]

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Humbug.

Seems you had a top day, Nick

[NickFitz]

Later on I'll go to sleep and dream of it being tomorrow.

Still got lunch at my sister's in-laws to get through before I can hie me to my humble dwelling

On the plus side, this apparently involves roast beef

[TheFaQQer]

Evening everyone

Judt finished my dinner and 2nd bottle of wine... migh t have to go and have a lie down....

Hope everyone is having as fun a day as me

Evening, sweets!

Had a good day today, but have got an awful sore throat and have had a fever for the past couple of days. Couldn't finish my Christmas dinner, as my throat was too bad

[TheFaQQer]

No tulip.

I'll leap (slowly due to my illness) to CM's defence - bet she just didn't have her glasses on rather than being drunk.

[NickFitz]

I think we're about to watch the Constipation Street Xmas Special.

As I haven't seen the program more than perhaps three times in the last six months, I doubt much of it will make any sense

Still, at least the scriptwriters usually manage to write a few really good lines. Dunno if any of the other soaps manage that (as I don't see them at all).

[TheFaQQer]

I daresay they'll repeat it on one of the digital channels that I can't get.

BBC3 or BB1 on New Year's Day.

[TheFaQQer]

Just me wondering how Doctor Who's going... but nobody to provide a running commentary.

Missed it too - clashed with Emmerdale or something like that

In-laws only seem to watch ITV - oh good, it's an hour long Corrie about to start

[TheFaQQer]

There is no escape.

Nowhere to go.

Nothing to be done.

Just sit here waiting for tomorrow.

Oh dear.

I'm so glad of my modem - Corrie is so unbelievably bad.

Might play a game in a minute with MrsF, her sister and sister's boyfriend.