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 Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of
 Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he
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 It was an age of great inventions and discoveries.
 Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible, another
 important invention was the circulation of blood.
 Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented
 cigarettes and started smoking.
 
 Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100 foot clipper.Comment
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 The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William
 Shakespeare. He was born in 1564, supposedly on his birthday.
 He never made much money and is famous only because of his
 plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all
 in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a
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