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Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of
Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he
was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out "tee hee,
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It was an age of great inventions and discoveries.
Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible, another
important invention was the circulation of blood.
Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented
cigarettes and started smoking.
Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100 foot clipper.Comment
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The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William
Shakespeare. He was born in 1564, supposedly on his birthday.
He never made much money and is famous only because of his
plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all
in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a
heroic couple. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.Comment
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