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    Where neon lights are flashing in a night as black as ink,
    Flaccid sweaty beerguts swell, and the toilets start to stink.
    Through the lamplit maze of alleyways
    You stagger and swagger, so tough -
    Though when home's in the next bar down the street,
    You'll be glad when you've had enough.
    Last edited by NickFitz; 24 December 2007, 02:23.

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      But as they call last orders, you're starting to have fun:
      Everyone's laughing and shouting,
      And making jokes about the barmaid's bum.
      So you pile to the bar for just one more,
      "Just one more for the road,"
      'Cos all the next bars down the street are shut
      And there's nowhere to head but home.
      Last edited by NickFitz; 24 December 2007, 05:00.

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        And there's a pool of puke in the bus stop.
        There's a fight on the steps of the bingo hall.
        In a shadowy corner, a couple kiss
        Where someone's just pissed against the wall.
        The last bus leaves in a hurry,
        It leaves you feeling incomplete.
        So you'll go out again tomorrow
        To look for home in the next bar down the street.

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          Cheers! That one's (C) J H (who isn't me, but a friend of mine who I may never see again since the whole witness protection thing kicked in several years ago )
          Last edited by NickFitz; 24 December 2007, 04:17. Reason: Removed name of person stalked by madman.

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            morning all

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              Morning all

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                Already done the supermarket run, fresh bread and veg.

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                  Carrots and sprouts are prepared for tomorrow.

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                    got to tackle the potatoes soon.

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                      although I'm feeling rather tired now, I might need a nice cup of coffee and a nice fresh croissant

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