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[TheFaQQer]

I have a massive day today - after a massive night last night..

I got the wrong train home and ended up in the a$$ end of nowhere

Made it somewhere with a PC eventually, though!

[Bluebird]

Grand... I wasn't too bad...

I had a kebab on the way home and the man in the kebab shop proposed to me.... down on one knee and everything

sure he wasn't just trying to find his contact lens ?

[TheFaQQer]

zg is leaving diver behind and hauling in the faq.

That's 'cos I'm not here any more.

[Jog On]

Well we could all go to the Cricket.... I'd win the drink-a-thon....

I would lose it..

[TheFaQQer]

quiet thismorning. are people working?

Hungover more like.

And I got a lie in today for the first time in ages!!!!

Granted DD1 came into our bed at 620 this morning, but I fell asleep again eventually until 820

[Jog On]

Made it somewhere with a PC eventually, though!

I don’t think I did after the party – did I?

[TheFaQQer]

Bugger.

Missus: "Going in to town today?"

<thinks: last Friday before Xmas. Are you start staring mad, you stupid woman?>

Me: "I don't think so, why?"

Missus: "Did you get everything on my Xmas list?"

<I look at the pile of wrapped pressies under my desk>

Me: "Enough, I think."

Missus: "So you need to go into town, then?"

<thinks: not in a million years, dearest>

Me: "What do you need?"

Missus: "Since you're going in to town anyway, you can do some bits for me."

<thinks: ****, tulip, arse, ****, wink>

I'll be disappearing out shortly. For about 6 hours. On the annual Friday From Hell.

My wife wants to go to a gallery this afternoon while the girls are out with my parents, which is selling some of her work.

I want to go to bed, while the girls are out with my parents.

I think I know who will win that one....

[cailin maith]

sure he wasn't just trying to find his contact lens ?

Piss off, I wasn't that drunk.... anyway instead of a ring he gave me a free onion bhaji.... bargain!!

I would lose it..

At least you know where you stand

[TheFaQQer]

committing murder

[cailin maith]

Right, I am fully dressed now - so off out... catch ye later!!