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[NickFitz]

I once had a girlfriend, early in our relationship, ask me if I'd like her to piss on me.

In response to my shouts of "WTF??? FFS!!!! NO I BLOODY WOULDN'T!!! WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT YOU TO PISS ON ME?" she looked rather taken aback, saying "OK, calm down, I was only offering. Phil used to like it."

[FiveTimes]

I once had a girlfriend, early in our relationship, ask me if I'd like her to piss on me.

In response to my shouts of "WTF??? FFS!!!! NO I BLOODY WOULDN'T!!! WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT YOU TO PISS ON ME?" she looked rather taken aback, saying "OK, calm down, I was only offering. Phil used to like it."

and that was the end of the relationship

[Bear]

I'm not telling you boys what I REALLY want to be doing now...

who

shagging

[cailin maith]

I'll be round later... Plus I've had a drink and I will be able to go for ages

Woo hoo

Urination doesn't count

Well, it does for some people

Minging

I once had a girlfriend, early in our relationship, ask me if I'd like her to piss on me.

In response to my shouts of "WTF??? FFS!!!! NO I BLOODY WOULDN'T!!! WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT YOU TO PISS ON ME?" she looked rather taken aback, saying "OK, calm down, I was only offering. Phil used to like it."

Holy ****....

[cailin maith]

who

shagging

It's a secret

[Bear]

So, to sum up, I'm working, everybody else is drunk, and Carling's thinking about masturbation?

Is that it?

getting a damn good rodgering from a big hunk

[NickFitz]

and that was the end of the relationship

Nowhere near...

It was at least good to know she was open to suggestions - in fact it turned out she was amenable to just about anything I might think of, and quite a few things I didn't want to think of

[Bear]

Urination doesn't count

Well, it does for some people

[cailin maith]

Nowhere near...

It was at least good to know she was open to suggestions - in fact it turned out she was amenable to just about anything I might think of, and quite a few things I didn't want to think of

CHIMP!!!!!!!!!

[NickFitz]

It's a secret

OK, I'll keep schtum