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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Vacuum cleaner.

    Set of pans.

    Welding torch.

    Lawnmower.

    Year's subscription to The Fantasy Channel.

    Illustrated KamaSutra.

    HTH
    Funny you say that

    I've just been looking online for gifts for women and loads of the sites have things which are more 'gifts for her to make her man happy'.

    I even found one that had a days photoshoot for mother and baby. It said 'an opportunity to spend the day together'

    FFS - what do you think a mother and baby do?
    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      Funny you say that

      I've just been looking online for gifts for women and loads of the sites have things which are more 'gifts for her to make her man happy'.

      I even found one that had a days photoshoot for mother and baby. It said 'an opportunity to spend the day together'

      FFS - what do you think a mother and baby do?
      What about tickets to something really special and a babysitter booked?
      "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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        Originally posted by Jog On View Post
        What about tickets to something really special and a babysitter booked?
        What about season tickets to something really special and a boarding nursery booked?

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          What about season tickets to something really special and a boarding nursery booked?
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Ho hum (this is better than couting)
            "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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              I wonder how long it would take me to Ho Hum my way to being Godlike..
              "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                Ho hum (this is better than couting)

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                  Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                  I wonder how long it would take me to Ho Hum my way to being Godlike..
                  It wouldn't take long for it to get you nearer to God

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                    Damn and blast

                    I've just worked out how to do something in full view of the boss man, meaning I'll have to actually do it.

                    Ho hum

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      It wouldn't take long for it to get you nearer to God
                      Have we got a cranky Chimp in our midst today??

                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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