test please delete

[BrowneIssue]

Sort of - meant to be taking a computer to bits to take to my parents for Christmas

"Hi Mum & Dad.

Look see what I brought you for Christmas! Yes, that's right! A big box full of circuit boards, cables, leads, drives and stuff! And look, there's even a little bag of jumpers for you to work out where they go! And here in the corner are all the keys for the keyboard - so everything's in there. Enjoy!"

You bastard.

I know my mother-in-law likes jigsaws, but you're sick.

[cailin maith]

Surely Morrissey / The Smiths are the most miserable.

I don't find Beautiful South miserable at all, though.

When I had my tat on my thigh - the fella played the Smiths CD - I was there for 2 hours... and it was quite relaxing...

[cailin maith]

Morning denizens



Plenty more where that came from



AHEM.

Oops.....

But you weren't around... I was lonely!!

[BrowneIssue]

Let's see what the filth filter does to this...

Ripped off from Kevin Bloody Wilson...

Hey Santa Claus you ****!
Where's me ******* bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a ******* letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me ******* bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your ****!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you ****!
Where's me ******* pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you ******* ho ho ho
You forgot me ******* pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your ******* reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the ****!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells ******* lies
He's just a **** tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old ******* ****** Forgot me ******* bike.
You wait you old ****, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your ******* lights out

"I saw mummy ******* santa clause"

[NickFitz]

Oops.....

But you weren't around... I was lonely!!

Pah!

[cailin maith]

Pah!

Ok.... I accept my punishment..

[BA to the Stars]

Back out of planning meeting.

Yup FaQ - I am well pleased at wanting to stay on the current gig, nice client to work for.

[Jog On]

Let's see what the filth filter does to this...

Ripped off from Kevin Bloody Wilson...

Hey Santa Claus you ****!
Where's me ******* bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a ******* letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me ******* bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your ****!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you ****!
Where's me ******* pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you ******* ho ho ho
You forgot me ******* pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your ******* reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the ****!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells ******* lies
He's just a **** tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old ******* ****** Forgot me ******* bike.
You wait you old ****, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your ******* lights out

"I saw mummy ******* santa clause"

I love that song, and the others

[Jog On]

My head really really hurts..

[NickFitz]

Ok.... I accept my punishment..

Punishment?