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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Sort of - meant to be taking a computer to bits to take to my parents for Christmas
    "Hi Mum & Dad.

    Look see what I brought you for Christmas! Yes, that's right! A big box full of circuit boards, cables, leads, drives and stuff! And look, there's even a little bag of jumpers for you to work out where they go! And here in the corner are all the keys for the keyboard - so everything's in there. Enjoy!"

    You bastard.

    I know my mother-in-law likes jigsaws, but you're sick.

    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      Surely Morrissey / The Smiths are the most miserable.

      I don't find Beautiful South miserable at all, though.
      When I had my tat on my thigh - the fella played the Smiths CD - I was there for 2 hours... and it was quite relaxing...
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Morning denizens



        Plenty more where that came from



        AHEM.
        Oops.....

        But you weren't around... I was lonely!!
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          Let's see what the filth filter does to this...

          Ripped off from Kevin Bloody Wilson...

          Hey Santa Claus you ****!
          Where's me ******* bike?
          I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
          I wrote you a ******* letter and I come to see you twice
          Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me ******* bike.

          If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
          And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your ****!
          You've stuffed me bloody order up
          It's enough to make you spew
          And I'm not the only one who's snakey
          Me sisters dirty too!

          (female voice)
          Hey santa clause you ****!
          Where's me ******* pram?
          You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
          'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
          I'll give you ******* ho ho ho
          You forgot me ******* pram

          (male voice)
          Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
          And I'll let your ******* reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the ****!
          You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
          And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

          And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

          Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
          And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells ******* lies
          He's just a **** tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
          'Cause the old ******* ****** Forgot me ******* bike.
          You wait you old ****, I'm gonna dob you in
          Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your ******* lights out

          "I saw mummy ******* santa clause"
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Oops.....

            But you weren't around... I was lonely!!
            Pah!

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Pah!
              Ok.... I accept my punishment..

              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                Back out of planning meeting.

                Yup FaQ - I am well pleased at wanting to stay on the current gig, nice client to work for.

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Let's see what the filth filter does to this...

                  Ripped off from Kevin Bloody Wilson...

                  Hey Santa Claus you ****!
                  Where's me ******* bike?
                  I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
                  I wrote you a ******* letter and I come to see you twice
                  Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me ******* bike.

                  If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
                  And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your ****!
                  You've stuffed me bloody order up
                  It's enough to make you spew
                  And I'm not the only one who's snakey
                  Me sisters dirty too!

                  (female voice)
                  Hey santa clause you ****!
                  Where's me ******* pram?
                  You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
                  'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
                  I'll give you ******* ho ho ho
                  You forgot me ******* pram

                  (male voice)
                  Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
                  And I'll let your ******* reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the ****!
                  You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
                  And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

                  And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

                  Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
                  And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells ******* lies
                  He's just a **** tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
                  'Cause the old ******* ****** Forgot me ******* bike.
                  You wait you old ****, I'm gonna dob you in
                  Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your ******* lights out

                  "I saw mummy ******* santa clause"
                  I love that song, and the others
                  "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                    My head really really hurts..
                    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Ok.... I accept my punishment..

                      Punishment?

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