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    I've been out to the Co-op for more painkillers. I asked the woman at the counter for "Toothache sweeties".

    I could still hear her giggling when I was outside the shop.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      I'm off for a soak in the hot tub now
      That puzzles me. A busman's holiday.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Nah. It's London Zoo for you, matey boy!
        I used to have a girlfirend whose dad worked at London Zoo. The only time I've ever been there is with the free tickets he gave us

        We went for a drink in the Zoo staff club once, too. Sadly it wasn't as you might imagine, with lions sitting by the fire in comfortable leather armchairs reading The Times, whilst elephants in plus fours propped up the bar talking about golf - it turned out they only let the human staff in normally.

        The rope on the bell for calling time was a giraffes tail, though

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          Hi BrowneIssue.

          Did you ever bother getting dressed?

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            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            you need to factor in people deleting posts in between......
            Or sitting around sniping instead of posting.

            It also depends upon when I get off the bench!
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              I used to have a girlfirend whose dad worked at London Zoo. The only time I've ever been there is with the free tickets he gave us

              We went for a drink in the Zoo staff club once, too. Sadly it wasn't as you might imagine, with lions sitting by the fire in comfortable leather armchairs reading The Times, whilst elephants in plus fours propped up the bar talking about golf - it turned out they only let the human staff in normally.

              The rope on the bell for calling time was a giraffes tail, though
              Dont you live at LOndon Zoo usually? Which zoo then?

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                It also depends upon when I get off the bench!
                It's about time you found some work to do!

                New Year's Resolution, maybe?
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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Did you ever bother getting dressed?
                  Yep. At about 18:15.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Dont you live at LOndon Zoo usually? Which zoo then?
                    Premier Travel Zoo

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Yep. At about 18:15.
                      So just in time to go clubbing?

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