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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Very close - but I think you missed "I bribe in cash to get a job"

    my favourite interview question - can you give an example where you bribed the interviewer to get job?

    and that is from BOFH. In the interests of a full and frank disclosure.

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Hello-

      In the office now

      It's really cold outside ....
      Brave girl, well done. Have another

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Hello-

        In the office now

        It's really cold outside ....
        I hope you are feeling better now?

        getting the 5k will make you ecstatic!

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          This is from a Star Trek script, surely?

          Originally posted by Spock
          Now encountering massive breakage in a multiplicity of forms, Captain.
          Originally posted by Scotty
          The core functionality is sound, however...
          Originally posted by Bones
          Shame the guy who could explain how to fix these bits teleported down to Australia VI at the weekend
          Originally posted by Scotty
          ... and the engines canna take it, Jim!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            When I just walked through bank tube there was a chap with a really dodgy tache. creepy.

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I think the idea is you lurk while others do the work then jump in at the last moment.
              said the actress to the Bishop.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                This is from a Star Trek script, surely?
                So more dilithium crystals will fix?

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                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  Brave girl, well done. Have another
                  Thanks Monkey

                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I hope you are feeling better now?

                  getting the 5k will make you ecstatic!
                  Nope - have even more snot but hope it will clear up as the day goes on.... Getting 5k, will cheer me up though
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Hello-

                    In the office now
                    Hi sweety

                    Ugh, office

                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    It's really cold outside ....
                    Stay inside with a nice warm then.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      So more dilithium crystals will fix?
                      It's either that or reverse the polarity of <something>
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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