Originally posted by zeitghost
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Originally posted by zeitghostYes.
Remarkably only one to date... but lots and lots have swallowed magnets.
The oldest being 12... what makes a 12 year old swallow a dozen magnets?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by zeitghostThey stick together in the gut & can perforate the bowel wall if they're in different loops when they do it...Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostCan't understand the attraction myself. IGMCA.Comment
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostDidn't anyone get that?Comment
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostWell, I thought it was funny.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostWhat's the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
IGMC....
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He said "Why would a 12 year old swallow magnets?", and I said "I can't understand the attraction myself".
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Originally posted by zeitghostBig Acme roadrunner catching magnets are no problem coz you can't swallow them...
These magnets are smaller than a 5p piece & very strong.
So not like magnets on the back of a fridge magnet...Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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