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    Just spoke to Mammy - my brothers case has been adjourned to the end of March.... if he passes a weekly urine test, he won't get done for the charge of possession....

    for a clever little boy, he does some stupid things!!!
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      for a clever little boy, he does some stupid things!!!
      Ah, but don't we all.

      I bet he was trying to impress some ladies.
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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Just spoke to Mammy - my brothers case has been adjourned to the end of March.... if he passes a weekly urine test, he won't get done for the charge of possession....

        for a clever little boy, he does some stupid things!!!
        FWIW, FTW also stands for "Free The Weed"

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          So all he needs to do is get someone to pee for him every week and send it off, and he's in the clear.

          I like the thinking
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            oh goody. weekly 2 hour catch-up meeting is imminent.

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              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              So all he needs to do is get someone to pee for him every week and send it off, and he's in the clear.

              I like the thinking
              Withnail:
              At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child.
              I:
              What do you want a child for?
              Withnail:
              To tutor it in the ways of righteousness and procure some
              uncontaminated urine.
              [He takes out the bottle and instructions provided by Danny.]

              Withnail:
              This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in
              absolute safety. You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the
              trouser and sellotape this valve to the end of the old chap. Then
              you get horrible drunk and they can't ******* touch you.
              According to these instructions, you refuse everything except a
              urine sample. You undo your valve, give them a dose of
              unadulterated child's piss and they have to give you your keys
              back. Danny's a genius. I'm going to have a doze.
              http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Withnail-and-I.html

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                might be shorter today since the master is missing and the stand in won't fancy doing a full fat session.

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                  great film that.

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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    might be shorter today since the master is missing and the stand in won't fancy doing a full fat session.
                    Do you work for EvilCorp if The Master is missing?

                    Maybe he's planning something...
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                      and on that note I'm off for lunch - hi all

                      and back later

                      happy lunchtime!
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