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[TheFaQQer]

"Can you recall the first time you got drunk/stoned?"

Vaguely - I learnt about mixing drinks.

Beer
Double tequila
Lager
Double tequila
Snakebite
Double tequila
Blastaway
Double tequila

Much illness.

[BrilloPad]

afternoon scourer

DS23 - how the devil are you old bean?

[TheFaQQer]

"Did you ever tell a teacher to flip off at school?"

I was caught flicking the V's at a teacher, but managed to talk my way out of it.

[DS23]

"Have you ever told a joke that completely killed the atmosphere at a party/team meeting/family gathering?"

nothing that springs to mind though i'm sure i must have dropped a few clangers in my time.

[TheFaQQer]

"What was the first album/single you bought with your own hard-earned pocket money?"

First single was Madness, but I can't remember what it was. Absolutely no idea about first album though.

[BrilloPad]

"Can you recall the first time you got drunk/stoned?"

I was very lucky - my first experience was on spirits and it put me off for life. To this day just the smell makes me ill.

It was not only the vomiting and several days of hangover - but the fact that someone tried to knife me!

[daviejones]

First single was Going Underground - The Jam.
First Album was Now that's what I call Music 1 I think...

[BrilloPad]

"What was the first album/single you bought with your own hard-earned pocket money?"

schools out by Alice Cooper.

[NickFitz]

Vaguely - I learnt about mixing drinks.

Beer
Double tequila
Lager
Double tequila
Snakebite
Double tequila
Blastaway
Double tequila

Much illness.

Some things never change

[DS23]

"Have you ever given a speech at a wedding? (And how did it go?)"

yes - at my wedding. i could have and should have made a better effort with the distribution of gifts to top table but never mind. i got a spontaneous and unexpected round of applause mid speech so it can't have been all bad. i wasn't that scared and certainly now wouldn't bother me in the slightest since i regularly get up and present/train/blah blah in front of people.