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There are several kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be
differentiated by the following method:
-General Practitioners know nothing and do little.
-Surgeons know little and do everything.
-Internists knows everything and do nothing.
-Pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it's
usually too late.
Everywhere this lady went nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked
her to go out. Guys came up to her and turned away. She wondered why this
would happen. So she went to her doctor and told him what was going on.
She thought that maybe there was a problem with her. The doctor told her
he would give her a complete exam. He told her to undress and get up on
the table, so she did. He told her to open her mouth and he checked it.
Then he asked her to get down from the table and bend over. He then said
to the lady, "Know what your problem is, you have zactly." The lady then
asked, "What is zactly?" The doctor said, "Lady your mouth smells zactly
like your ass."
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