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[BrilloPad]

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[BrilloPad]

THE PERFECT DAY

FOR HER

8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.

8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.

8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice
and croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery
chosen by thoughtful partner.

9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.

10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny
personal trainer.

10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor
cafe.

12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and
notices she has gained 7kg.

1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.

3.00 Nap.

4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is
from secret admirer.

4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from
strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work
on such a perfect body.

5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe,
parade before full length mirror.

7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing,
with compliments received from other diners/dancers.

10.00 Hot shower (alone).

10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp,
new, white linen).

11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.

11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.


FOR HIM

6.00 Alarm.

6.15 Blow job.

6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports
section.

7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast,
all cooked by naked buxom wench.

7.30 Limo arrives.

7.45 Several Whiskeys en-route to airport.

9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.

9.30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job
en-route).

9.45 Play front nine (2 under).

11.45 Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a
bottle of Dom Perignon.

12.15 Blow job.

12.30 Play back nine (4 under).

2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys).

2.30 Fly to Monte Carlo.

3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female
crew (all nude).

4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light
tackle.

5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle
McPherson.

6.45 tulip, Shower and Shave.

7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated;
marijuana and porn legalised.

7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953),
big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on
a pair of tits.

9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of
wall-size TV as you watch international match of the
day; England beating Germany 11-0.

9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian
tendencies).

11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and
a cleansing ale.

11.30 A night cap blowjob.

11.45 In bed alone.

11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and
forces the dog to leave the room.

[BrilloPad]

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[BrilloPad]

Christmas time
Mistletoe and wine
Children singing
Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire
And gifts on the tree
Time to rejoice
In the good that we see....

I far prefer it when you sing it

[NickFitz]

Evening, Nick



Any more photos available for public consumption?

Evening FaQQer

Due to popular demand (demand not to upload, in Carling's case) we have...

Barry the Trucker upskirt action!!!

(complete with one of his fellow truckers)

EDIT: for those unused to flickr, there is a 1024 * 768 version available for download.

[BA to the Stars]

Evening Nick, good time seems to have been had on friday

[NickFitz]

Evening Nick, good time seems to have been had on friday

Hi BA

They were already roaring drunk when I got there at around half eight

[BA to the Stars]

Hi BA

They were already roaring drunk when I got there at around half eight

Well, as they are on daily rates they had probably been in the pub since mid afternoon

[NickFitz]

Well, as they are on daily rates they had probably been in the pub since mid afternoon

Very close to the truth, actually

[NickFitz]

Time for dinner, methinks...