test please delete

[PRC1964]

... said query being "Could you get off that damn forum and do some bleeding work, please?"

It's not as if I do it on their PC or network. I simply remote access to my home pc to post drivel.

[Bear]

Surprisingly good value - £1.60 for sausage, egg and cheese in a 6" sub

[PRC1964]

God no!!!

Just not a techie

Thank Mohammed for that. I just assume everyone here is a techie. It's easier on my brain.

[TheFaQQer]

Going to see how drunk you can get CM before the do tonight

No - just "showing her the sights" as it were

[TheFaQQer]

Well, take one long running query that the permies can't get to completed in under two minutes, give it to a contractor and quick as a flash, it now completes in around 7 seconds.

Who'd have thought an index would make a difference?

Only if the index is on the appropriate columns, though. Just sticking any old index on there wouldn't work.

And don't get me started on function-based indexes....

[Bear]

Another interesting thing...

[NickFitz]

Surprisingly good value - £1.60 for sausage, egg and cheese in a 6" sub

What other options do they do? I don't eat eggs or cheese

Bacon? Bacon and sausage? Bacon sausage and spam? Spam bacon sausage and spam?

[Bear]

I was offered an extension last week

[Bear]

What other options do they do? I don't eat eggs or cheese

Bacon? Bacon and sausage? Bacon sausage and spam? Spam bacon sausage and spam?

Yep - they'll do you bacon and sausage

[Bear]

I didn't bother to negotiate rate