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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNo - I'm the useful one
My mum bought me a T-shirt last year that says "No, I will not fix your computer". I wear it when I go over to their house.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostOf course I wasn't suggesting straying from the marital bed.. 30 seconds - you must be some sort of athlete !Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostDepends how big the pizza is that I need to eat halfway throughComment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostOh dear me, Kate just bent over to pick something up.
Shame she's in jeans, but my word!Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostShe should wear one with "No I won't cook you a sunday dinner"
I don't normally mind doing it - when they got their last PC, I did all the installation and everything, migration from old computer etc. It wasn't hard work, really, and I knew that they wouldn't get it right.
I'm spending a day this Christmas installing a router, wireless LAN and software on a new laptop for one of the former vicars from their village, who retired this year.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostSkinny jeans, nicely fitted, hugging her.... I can picture it now.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostSkinny jeans, nicely fitted, hugging her.... I can picture it now.
The top is something to behold as well, but she really is VERY tall, which is a little off putting.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
I'm spending a day this Christmas installing a router, wireless LAN and software on a new laptop for one of the former vicars from their village, who retired this year.Comment
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