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Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business
executives will. Now, for the first time we have a rigid Mathematical
proof that explains why this is in fact true.
Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.
Postulate 2: Time is money.
As every Engineer knows, Work / Time = Power
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have Work / Money =
Knowledge
Solving for Money, we get: Work / Knowledge = Money Thus, as Knowledge
approaches zero,
Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.Comment
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Originally posted by Paula View PostCailin I feel special love for you i don't mean sisterly love. I am shaven if that will help swing the deal
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI never said that....
I have no idea anyway - I don't know what it is like to be non shaven. First time I was ever allowed to wear a bikini on holiday I was 16 - my mam sent me into the bathroom to sort out my bikini line.... in there armed with daddys razor (he went mental) I got to work on it.... I dodn't realise she meant only round the edges so I shaved the whole thing off.... what grew back isn't worth talking about Oh well....
Back in 5.....Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business
executives will. Now, for the first time we have a rigid Mathematical
proof that explains why this is in fact true.
Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.
Postulate 2: Time is money.
As every Engineer knows, Work / Time = Power
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have Work / Money =
Knowledge
Solving for Money, we get: Work / Knowledge = Money Thus, as Knowledge
approaches zero,
Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostThere goes my chance of catching up.
Back in 5.....Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI do, quite often.
I need a wimple in a minuteComment
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Originally posted by Diver View Post
Hello AtwThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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