test please delete

[TheFaQQer]

and so we reach my five thousandth test please delete post!

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[TheFaQQer]

Really? BOTH of us?

Fancy a DA?

[TheFaQQer]

Blame the day shift. They're a bad effluence.

I resemble that remark!

[TheFaQQer]

I have to say that's one of the funniest 'cop' blunders I've seen in ages - gotta love the yanks, dude.

So I've found myself in the night shift? Currently Xbox360liveing. Still coming to terms with this week's events.

What events of the week?

[TheFaQQer]

Oh, and I went to work 2 days in a row wearing the same clothes. Sans boxers the second day. I have absolutely no idea where they are.

Dirty stop out!!

[TheFaQQer]

Diver, BrowneIssue, Clippy+, DS23, ferret, OwlHoot, realityhack

Busy tonight

Yes, and now we know who's on your favourites list

[TheFaQQer]

Once went to a posh crowded restaurant. to impress a new girl, had Lobster.

Squirted lemon in my left eye, jerked my other hand up and stabbed myself in the right eye with a lobster claw

Never saw her again, she was gone when I came back from the managers office after having my injury treated.

Embarrassing enough for you

[TheFaQQer]

This IS anonymous, isn't it?

I bought a flat. Lived there on my own. 3 months later, met the people in the flat below. Invited myself in for drinkypoos. The lady of the flat downstairs dropped in to the conversation: "And of course, we can hear EVERYTHING from your flat."

"Everything?"

"Oh yes, what you do to yourself in bed, how long you spend on the loo, what you do in the shower. I think you need a girlfriend."

Again

[TheFaQQer]

All sorts of rumours flying around the clientco office this week.

Someone allegedly shagged the Director's PA mid week and came in wearing the same clothes as the day before.

Gosh! How naughty!

[TheFaQQer]

If Faqqer gathers these questions together - I'll answer them all - in the spirit of TPD...


Which rock/pop star did you most relate to in your formative years?

Someone else can do it this time. Send them to me as a list and I'll add them to my site, though.