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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Called at Tesco on the way back from picking wifey up from work.
    She had a list:

    Talc
    Sausages
    Toilet roll's
    Sunday joint.

    Cost me £158.80

    She can't half fill a trolley when she gets going
    have you not learnt to take stuff out while she's looking for more stuff to put in?

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      I'm not going to the do this year. though I will next.
      In the middle of a house move and setting up two new contracts, and on call as well. too much pressure.
      Not much in the mood for going out anyway after losing my youngest son in September.
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        have you not learnt to take stuff out while she's looking for more stuff to put in?
        She has better hand eye coordination and faster reflexes.

        (She also spotted the fresh cream cake I slipped in, and confiscated it )
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          Oh yes - someone needs to take care of CM
          Her needs you mean (or hope)
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            the missus has a full time job
            Quite right too. They all said they wanted that.

            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            and looks after the kids
            Of course.

            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            whilst i am away from home during the week.
            Good man! Well done.

            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            our son has been real sick this week - he only started back on the mend today.
            It is not good he was poorly. I recall the descriptions of vomit etc. It is good your heir apparent is on the mend.

            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            she needs space and time to herself on the weekends.
            So you can go to the pub?

            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            at least enough to regain some sanity.
            Oh, I see. Performance was dropping so you've allowed a few hours leave. That makes sense.

            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            tis only fair.
            No. You've lost me again.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Even ducks won't eat prawn crackers.

                Now that's saying something.
                were they hungry ducks?

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                  And on that note, gents, I'm off up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire (or something like that!!)

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                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      And on that note, gents, I'm off up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire (or something like that!!)

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                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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