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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Free Gift: 1 x Large Prawn Crackers
    67 x1 Standard Beef with Mixed Vegetables @ £3.60 each = £3.60
    V15 x2 Standard Egg Fried Rice @ £2.00 each = £4.00
    22 x1 Standard Shredded Chicken Chow Mein @ £3.40 each = £3.40
    82 x1 15 Sweet & Sour Pork Balls @ £3.70 each = £3.70
    137 x3 Standard Large Pancake Roll @ £1.40 each = £4.20
    L150 x1 Large Spicy Singapore Rice-Noodles @ £4.40 each = £4.40


    You're making me hungry and I've already had my dinner

    Might have some ice cream... just the thing to eat while watching Airline...

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Shall I send banananas?

      Or sulk?
      Bananas are allowed for *proper* milestones
      ǝןqqıʍ

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        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        Contractor among Contractors

        1,000 posts!




        Well done!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          No, the spiders are robots

          Although not necessarily vice versa
          So, to gather up the smilies (smileys?) we need to pay attention to the robots that protect us from tha bad spiders because the the spiders are actually evil robots IN DISGUISE!

          But it's OK because we know OUR robots aren't spiders so they aren't evil robots.

          Yes?
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            I'm 2 off DaveB on the TPD list
            ǝןqqıʍ

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              "They are creatures of the night. Their practices are strange in the eyes of men."
              I never touch the eyes of men. It makes my knees go funny.

              I'm a bit squeamish that way.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                So, to gather up the smilies (smileys?) we need to pay attention to the robots that protect us from tha bad spiders because the the spiders are actually evil robots IN DISGUISE!

                But it's OK because we know OUR robots aren't spiders so they aren't evil robots.

                Yes?
                Kind of

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                  Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                  Free Gift: 1 x Large Prawn Crackers
                  a) why do they all do that?

                  b) does ANYBODY eat them?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Is anyone watching Airline? Why are people so stupid?!?
                    ǝןqqıʍ

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                      Even ducks won't eat prawn crackers.

                      Now that's saying something.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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