test please delete

[DS23]

"have you ever swallowed your own vomit?"

yeuch. no.

though i did see this kid on the tram in amsterdam a few years ago... he was standing a yard or so away from me. i saw him thrust his hand to his face and his mother jesticulating at him. there was greeny yellow liquid oozing between his fingers. he was repeatedly swallowing and gagging...

the tram stopped mid station and his eyes were bulging. his mother's eyes were bulging even more with a "don't you even dare!" look that a son knows is best not to test.

as if the driver were watching and teasing the tram s l o w l y pulled into the next station and the boy leapt out straight into the tram shelter and released a fool flood of vomit as his mother released a flood of invective at him.

poor bastard.

[BrowneIssue]

Boo!

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Well done!

[DS23]

"have you ever masturbated outdoors?"

yes. twice and one of those times in broad daylight, in a farmers field directly opposite a convent school for girls.

i was young! i had the urge! i wasn't thinking! it wasn't term time! there was nobody about!

[BrowneIssue]

"have you ever cross-dressed?"

no. aside from that time when i was 3 or 4 and my mum put me in one of my sisters dresses.

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Well done!

[DS23]

"have you ever shoplifted? if so what?"

not knowingly, no.

[DS23]

"have you ever been caught en flagrante?"

aside from being peeped on.. no.

[DS23]

"or caught people en flagrante?"
aside from the ford escort incident - no.

[DS23]

"have you ever broken china in a china shop?"

no.

[DS23]

"have you ever had more than one sexual partner in an evening (not at the same time)?"

no.

[DS23]

"if there is one question you could ask your parents what would it be?"

where did you bury the money?