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    "for the boys: have you ever faked an orgasm?"

    yes, once.

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      "for the girls: can you ejaculate?"

      n/a

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        "And do you have a 'den' now?"

        hehehe. was this one of hackers'? now i see what you were doing.

        er.. no. not even in the shed(s)

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          "have you ever used a non-dildo object as a dildo?"

          nope.

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            "if so what was it?"

            it was a nope.

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              "have you ever been a kissogramer?"

              thinks.. <confused>... this reminds me of a wheeze we did back then...you know i think i have... <shakes head> hmmm. i do recall an incident in a bar where offers were made and exchanges were completed. but i'm not sure if i was selling or bidding...

              since memory is failing me it needs to be a no.

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                i guess the question meant official, steady-job kissogramming... the answer is no.

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                  "have you ever had sex oudoors?"

                  yes. long time ago now but yes.

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Pardon?
                    I walked into that one. Hold me up while I kick myself.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Razzle frazzle

                      Over an hour trying to diagnose:

                      "Socket Error

                      Connection to Remote Host timed out
                      "

                      with no idea as to the cause. :-(
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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