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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    tpd can seem a bit intimidating to new members. I can't think why that is as we are all totally normal.

    Wibble wibble im a teapot....
    I'm a teapot, short and stout
    Here's my handle
    Here's my spout
    Tip me up and pour me out!

    That last sentence never made sense to me. Unless I have incorrectly learned it (I blame the parents!)

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      Lunch: a couple of Lincolnshire sausages and a couple of rashers of smoked shortback, sandwiched in sesame bloomer toast with lashings of butter

      The sausages and bacon were from the market. I might head up there again some time this week, if I can free some space in the freezer

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        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        What, some powder, or the Brownies
        Sadly, these days, brownies. Life is boring...

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


          tpd comes first! Next you will starting your potty mouthed phrases like w*rk....
          Soz

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Sadly, these days, brownies. Life is boring...
            Isn't that what Jimmy Saville got in trouble for?

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              Eep!

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                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                I'm a teapot, short and stout
                Here's my handle
                Here's my spout
                Tip me up and pour me out!

                That last sentence never made sense to me. Unless I have incorrectly learned it (I blame the parents!)
                Baby BP refused to learn nursery rhymes. By the time he was old enough to learn Baa Baa Black sheehp he thought the next line was "Do you have any woll". i.e. gramatically correct.....

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                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  Eep!
                  Century

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Baby BP refused to learn nursery rhymes. By the time he was old enough to learn Baa Baa Black sheehp he thought the next line was "Do you have any woll". i.e. gramatically correct.....
                    Upon applying to primary school, MrsBP had to give his 3 favourite nursery rhymes.

                    Baa baa black sheep
                    Twinkle twinkle little star - which he did not know
                    Tragedy by steps - which he did.....

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                      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                      Soz

                      Its okay. As long as all your socks in in their proper pairs....

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