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    #id
    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    VIRGIN mary, ya daftie. It's hooch free


    don't know Where you get these jockinese expressions from.

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      #id
      Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Post
      qwerty
      Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
      asdfasdf
      As its Sunday i thought it would be organised, not random
      Last edited by AndyGarbs; 29 March 2020, 17:06.
      Married

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        #id
        Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Post
        As its Sunday i thought it would be organised, not random
        asdfasdf isn't random, it's the row below qwerty

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          #id
          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
          asdfasdf isn't random ya dafty, it's the row below qwerty
          ftfy

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            #id
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Have you tried turning it off and on again?
            That did not work. Should I hit it with a hammer?

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              #id
              Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Post
              oooh be prepared, a page of guff
              Show me a page of non guff...

              Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Post
              qwerty

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                #id
                Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                When do you add the honey?
                When mixing the initial flour & water. It was about a teaspoonful
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  Hey Brillo, I could do with your help...

                  My wife says that as from tomorrow, if she sleeps with me she might kill me*. Based on your past experiences, how should I handle this?


                  *Note, this is due to where she needs to work over the next few days/weeks.
                  Make a will making sure you nominate your successor as mod.

                  I am sure that whatever response I had given, you would have done the opposite...

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    That did not work. Should I hit it with a hammer?
                    yes, but you have to know exactly Where to hit it.
                    I can tell you, for a nominal sum, in krugerrand.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      65 and 136…
                      So not much increase? Expanentiation not occuring? Flattening off?

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