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I'm saving that one for the Xmas DoOriginally posted by Diver View PostI thought it was gold plated
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She fell of her motorbike the other day.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAny chance of your neighbour's daughter coming out to play then?
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"I would sooner she were broken on its wheel, and buried in its barrow!"Originally posted by Diver View PostI'm not having my daughter riding about in any old wheelbarrow
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Be afraid, be very afraidOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWah! Stop it!!
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Ooh! I'm tellinOriginally posted by NickFitz View Post"I would sooner she were broken on its wheel, and buried in its barrow!"
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Splendid!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI am going to take you up on it!!

/me scampers off to check phase of moon:
"The waning gibbous, 19.3 day old moon, 78.3% lit"; yes, that should do
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If I stop to count I'll never overtake him.Originally posted by DS23 View Postwhy - how many is it now?
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