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Does Carling wear a vest? A string one, presumably, stretched over his sweaty beer gut and man boobsOriginally posted by Diver View PostWhen I am Godlike, I am going to have all the cuk ladies as my vestal virgins
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That picture may stay with me for the rest of my life!!!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostDoes Carling wear a vest? A string one, presumably, stretched over his sweaty beer gut and man boobs
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Shhhhh! She'll be back in a minute.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostDoes Carling wear a vest? A string one, presumably, stretched over his sweaty beer gut and man boobs
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostCall me a cynic, but I don't think there are many female virgins on CUK.
Plenty of male ones, though.
That speaks volumes and answers Brownie's question about general
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Foot, Mouth, etc. not a bovine disease (clue)Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostCall me a cynic, but I don't think there are many female virgins on CUK.
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