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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThere was a postie in the next bed to me this time last week - he was the one who got away with being told to lose weight"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI never understood how a postie, who delivered the post, could be fat until they changed our postman one day. Then this guy wheezing and walking really slowly handed me the post. Normally it's the guys and ladies in vans and lorries who are a bit rotund, while the guys and ladies walking are slim and quick footed.Comment
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Originally posted by original PM View PostThe ones near us who do the on foot work seem to always be smoking 'rolled up cigarette's' or joints from the smell of them!
Luckily I'm usually so stoned myself neither of us really noticesThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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I think i'll have someone make me a brew. The question is, does one require biscuit or cake too?Comment
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Just had a couple of friends visiting
I generally discourage hospital visitors as it’s a miserable way to spend the time for all concerned, but they only live a couple of streets away from me and are willing to pop round and check the post and so forth, so they’ve got my keys for now.Comment
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I HATE MRI scanners!
fecking noisy buggers <and randomly so, so no rhythm can be found to latch onto>
Still, - all done, and armful of blood sampled, so i'm now declaring BoC early today
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostJust had a couple of friends visiting
I generally discourage hospital visitors as it’s a miserable way to spend the time for all concerned, but they only live a couple of streets away from me and are willing to pop round and check the post and so forth, so they’ve got my keys for now."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostDid you tell them to get rid of the thing on the cooker in a pot causing the terrible smell down the toilet?Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIt was in the fridge, unless it has managed to escape, as I’ve pointed out several timesThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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