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    If they say anything, tell them you thought they said "ParcelForce" and you've been on the Royal Mail website.
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      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      what kind?
      I think he's gone - read his previously published works for details of cheese, though.
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        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        Nice.

        I got told off once for naming developers in code, when I explained why it didn't conform to standards

        I was young, though.
        I once worked on a system used to assist in controlling security for banks, government premises, and suchlike.

        The MD of the company made us take our names out of the code in case it fell into the wrong hands - it would put us and our families at risk of kidnap by violent crimnals and terrorists who wanted to coerce us into helping them crack the security systems

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          Originally posted by Bear View Post
          what kind?
          I would think some kind of cheap cheddar would do the trick.
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            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            Whereas me on me own it's going to be another hour.
            i'll help
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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              I once worked on a system used to assist in controlling security for banks, government premises, and suchlike.

              The MD of the company made us take our names out of the code in case it fell into the wrong hands - it would put us and our families at risk of kidnap by violent crimnals and terrorists who wanted to coerce us into helping them crack the security systems
              indeed.

              I worked with a load of Indian guys from Oracle once - they tend to just put initials in, which makes it interesting to track down who wrote it...
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                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                i'll help
                20 posts to go...
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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Is he any good, or is the comment true?
                  He's honest

                  He's very good, I think this was referring to a quick hack he had to throw together to get something working quickly - it was more showing somebody else how to set about it rather than production code.

                  Although we all know how that usually turns out

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                    Originally posted by Bear View Post
                    i'll help
                    We need more like you, Bear.

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                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      Perforce?
                      Version control system. Yet another one

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