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FTFYOriginally posted by WTFH View PostJust to be pedantic, drowned rats can’t cycle as they are dead.
...but apart from your failed analogy, your post has warmed the cockles of my circulatory pump
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Why don't boys put on mudguards on their fecking bikes?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Crappy rain all the way, murky and spray-ey and queue-ey. Got puddle splashed by a feckwit in a Ford Ka. Driving a Ford Ka will be banned once i've assumed command.
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mine has mudguards/ fendersOriginally posted by SueEllen View Post
Why don't boys put on mudguards on their fecking bikes?
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To stop dirty old women riding behind us looking at our arses. Have you got a mouthful of road spray again?Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
Why don't boys put on mudguards on their fecking bikes?
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Morning denizens
Turned rainy last thing last night, and now it's very grey and damp-looking out there, though the rain seems to have moved on
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And 'ere's some more:Originally posted by zeitghost View PostSouth Wales Evening Post read.
That's the first one I've bought in a loooooong while.
The headline about sinkholes in Beechwood avenue grabbed my attention.
According to the esteemed council & British Coal, it's not mining related.
As the saying goes, yeah, right.
Actually the article was really a publicity ploy by some survey company or other.
Who are dead right when they say there's a lot of holes in the ground around there.
Some of which are pretty deep.
Neath sinkhole raises mines safety fears on street - BBC News
More sinkholes could appear and homes could be at risk - the dire warning from a geologist - Wales Online
'Stop sinkholes happening' in coalmining areas call - BBC News
Roy Jenkins must be pleased to have a 300m deep mine shaft in his back garden.
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