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[WTFH]

Morning all

[BrilloPad]

The only socks I wear are happy socks

as few people see them you may as well have some colour in them...

I heard about a salesman who wanted to make himself memorable.

So half way through the pitch he would exclaim "Oh no. I accidentally put on my union jack socks this morning" and lift his leg up to show people.

I doubt it worked well in presentations to French...

[WTFH]

Got an email from national lottery today to check my account. A whole £2.80. What shall I spend it on?

A present for a mod.

Maybe buy him a pint.

[original PM]

A present for a mod.

Maybe buy him a pint.

Morning

Where do you live that a pint can be got for £2.80?

[BR14]

A present for a mod.

Maybe buy him a pint.

mods drink in wetherspoons ??

[BrilloPad]

Morning

Where do you live that a pint can be got for £2.80?

You can buy a pint of laxative for £2.80.

I suppose I could buy a potato peeler and mail it to MrsWTFH saying "with love from WTFH". Isn't it her birthday soon?

[BrilloPad]

Talking of birthdays, just 11 days until I am 54.

[BrilloPad]

Talking of birthdays, just 11 days until I am 54.

And 8 years until I "celebrate" 11 years of posting drivel on CUK.

Every post a boring one. Amazing consistency.

[zeitghost]

In with the hoi polloi for an hour, & now going out in what passes for the sun today.

B&Q later, since it's Diamond Day again.

[SueEllen]

I like black socks with little bits of colour. So they can match up in the wash.

M&S are good. Though you cannot get size 11-14 in the Wales shops. They have to order them in. The Welsh are too short.

They are not.

Well at least the ones who have moved from Wales aren't...