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    Just stupidity realised I have dead grass and a dehumidifier.

    Instead of pouring the dehumidifier water down the toilet I should pour it on the grass.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      Morning denizens

      Grey again here

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Watching some film called Rupture on sky cinema.
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        I've seen that. SPOILER ALERT: Some interesting bits, but I thought the ending was a bit silly
        A truss?

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          Fecking dehumidifier full switch didn''t trip, hence a fecking big wet patch on the living room carpet.

          Ho very hum.

          However all the washing for the week had completed at 08:45 this morning, and the majority of it is dry.

          I did two runs yesterday evening, and used the delay start to set the last lot off at about 07:01 this morning whilst I was still in bed.

          In other news, the sun's out and we have a simpsonsesque type sky at the moment.

          If it stays dry I may mow the moss this afternoon.

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            Made a sausage and bacon baguette and, just as I dished it up, the sun came out. Ate it and, as I finished, the sun went in again, obscured by a big grey menacing cloud. COINCIDENCE? No doubt, but the baguette was nice, and now the sun's come out again

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              And it's rained, so no lawn mowing this weekend.
              Bang goes that theory.

              Lovely sunny afternoon so the tigers in the lawn got woken up by the lawnmower.

              All 6 lawns mown.

              It's gone very grey now, so I'd better go & get the socks & jeans in off the line.

              Feck whit neighbour had parked his car in front of my garage in such a way that I couldn't only just get the lawn mower out.

              I was not best pleased, since there's a space to the side that he could have used leaving the doors unobstructed.
              Last edited by zeitghost; 13 May 2017, 17:44.

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                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                Just stupidity realised I have dead grass and a dehumidifier.

                Instead of pouring the dehumidifier water down the toilet I should pour it on the grass.
                How does that make it easier to smoke?

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                  Very busy day today

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                    Firstly got DS1 an iphone5 with ee.

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                      Then took DD to sports direct to help me pick new training shoes.

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