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    Off to the petrol station for fuel for the car and myself. T. May was on the wireless, babbling about "A sow's ear for all the people of Britain"

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Off to the petrol station for fuel for the car and myself. T. May was on the wireless, babbling about "A sow's ear for all the people of Britain"
      More likely to be a horses head from our Sicillian friends. Capeesh?

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        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        Incubating two? She off for a breeding party?
        The worst bit about twins is being pregnant for 18 months.

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          Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
          Sodding BST. Still bloody knackered!

          qh
          bovine somatotrophin?

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            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            He will only have one more kid when she returns, as he's going to poison the one he's left in charge of with that menu.
            The most adult behaved is in charge.

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              The monsoon has returned.

              I suspect I'm going to get a bit wet on the trudge home.

              It's certainly nothing like:

              https://royalpalmscayman.com/beachcam/

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                The monsoon has returned.

                I suspect I'm going to get a bit wet on the trudge home.

                It's certainly nothing like:

                https://royalpalmscayman.com/beachcam/
                There was a lady with some lovely jubilees when I just checked it out.

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  The monsoon has returned.

                  I suspect I'm going to get a bit wet on the trudge home.

                  It's certainly nothing like:

                  https://royalpalmscayman.com/beachcam/
                  I'm hoping to avoid the rain, tonight is the first time in ages that Im playing 5-a-side and I could do without getting soaked

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    I'm hoping to avoid the rain, tonight is the first time in ages that Im playing 5-a-side and I could do without getting soaked
                    What are you? You have taken back control so the rain shouldn't bother you!
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      Originally posted by original PM View Post
                      There was a lady with some lovely jubilees when I just checked it out.
                      You've scared her off! Stop looking, i'll try and lure her back

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