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[Diver]

Looked at what he was towing the dog with. White rope stuff!!!
Alf's coat held closed with white rope stuff!!!

[Diver]

Alf!!! where did you get that rope????

[Diver]

It were hanging up in the diving store boyo!

[BrowneIssue]

Don't knock free pens and postit's

Lots of free rusty souveniers V use the company phone to ring my family.

Clump about in the cold and dark and wet risking tearing my suit and drowning V browse the internet for porn all day.

All the poisoned mussels I can eat V bacon butties from the tea bar.

Getting a stinging jellyfish down the back of my wet suit V getting Sandra from Accounts from behind in the store room.

Die a grizzly mushy death at 10 metres in a sudden blast V having to sit through boring meetings eating free biscuits.

Please reassure me: you do get paid an OBSCENE amount of money for this underwater stuff, don't you?

[Diver]

The other lads dive for the door to get away from Alf who is now warming himself by the Coal burner

[BrowneIssue]

It were hanging up in the diving store boyo!

"An' if it's just left lying aroun', well, it's like mine then, innit?"

[Diver]

I gently steer Alf and the terrier away from the heat and explain quietly that he has 2 yards of detonation cord around his waste and another length around the neck of his mutt.
Life can be so invigorating sometimes

[Diver]

We used to ship explosive bolts to the states as well.
had some fun with the charges for them

[Diver]

160 to go

[BrowneIssue]

Please reassure me: you do get paid an OBSCENE amount of money for this underwater stuff, don't you?

I understand the PCG supported the North Sea divers in their strike last year.

I don't think North Sea divers should have to go on strike.

"Why all the giggling? Is it nitrous oxide you're breathing?"

"No, I'm an oil rig diver and I my conditions of service and pay are embarrassingly good. Ha, ha, ha."