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    #id
    Originally posted by From BBC Webtulipe
    Matthew Wilson, 18, said he had come to see Charlotte Church, because she was "a good role model".
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #id
      I wouldnt mind rolling her either!
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #id
        "Good people, I'm so happy you're all here tonight, but please, just a few words of caution. Now we are going to set this pile of evil ablaze, but because these are children's toys, the fire will spread quickly. So please stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes..."

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          #id
          Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middleman who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys at the slaughterhouse.
          Okilly-dokilly neighbour!

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            #id
            My child has turned into an obese monster.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #id
              Originally posted by sasguru
              My child has turned into an obese monster.
              Like father like son then?
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #id
                Like mother like daughter. But I double bagged her.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by sasguru
                  Like mother like daughter. But I double bagged her.
                  I take it she doesnt read this forum then?
                  I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                  The original point and click interface by
                  Smith and Wesson.

                  Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

                    want to get something off your chest
                    Our IT service provider. Naming no names, but they are French and used to be in partnership with Earnst and Young. Thank god I'm leaving at the end of next month.
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #id
                      Spiffing effort this morning what?

                      Keep up the good work chaps.
                      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                      The original point and click interface by
                      Smith and Wesson.

                      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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