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They'll only use it to look at porn.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostThat computer is then going to the church in my parent's village, for the youth club to mess about with.ǝןqqıʍComment
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No, you have it written on a post-it I stuck on your back as I walked past.Originally posted by Jog On View PostAnd now random poeple in the internet cafe are asking me to help them log into their computers - do I have tech support written on my forehead or something??
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<Homer Simpson> Mmmmmmm, pie........ </Homer Simpson>Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWe've got steak pie tonight.ǝןqqıʍComment
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That much in the gravy?Originally posted by Jog On View PostDon't want to mess that one up. Will you be drinking the obligatory bottle of wine that always goes with cooking a roast?
Put about 1/2 a glass in the gravy and the rest in the chef - that's how I do it anyway
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I find it quite therapeutic. I sometimes use it as an excuse not to do workOriginally posted by Bear View PostYou know - tidying the office is quite boring
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In bikinis in a paddling pool full of jelly?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThey're hot.... take my word for it!!
In fact sis liked them too -we nearly had a scarp in the shop over themǝןqqıʍComment
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Morning Diver, Morning Everyone*Originally posted by Diver View PostMorning all
*it is morning for me as I only got up at 5pm
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