Which, happily, has led to the invention of pigs in pashmina :-)
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Yes, the radar was overly optimisticOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf only. I just double checked. Llandudno will be rainy today and tomorrow. Nowhere indoor open until Sunday.
Either the children or me if going to die. My money is on me.....
To be fair, it's mainly for seeing where stuff is and has been. The future: not so much
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Evening all. 
Well the day went well.
The funny pong exited the fridge with the rather expensive M&S cheese, chutney & biscuits.
Which I forgot to have any of.
Ho hum.
Never mind, it'll be making the ZeitNephew's fridge reek now.
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They bought me a "Bah! Humbug!" hat.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOnce I've done the dishes, it'll be time to get changed and venture out to visit ZeitMater, dispense a couple of presents, then drive ever onwards to spend lunchtime with the ZeitNephew and the ZeitNephewWife.

I feel very Bah! Humbug! about it all.
So much so that I bought some Bah! Humbug! ale.
It made the day worthwhile.
Alongside turkey, roast lamb, the usual wegetables, the afternoon was made complete by a viewing of a portion of the Muppet Xmas movie with that Michael Caine bloke, and elderly lady with a lot of jewels on at 15:00, the latter half of "Carry On Cowboy" during which I identified several Colt Peacemakers, and some indeterminate S&W, and concluded with a nice documentary on "Spike" all about some Swedish guy's theory of who Jack the Ripper really was.Comment
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Some twat giving a seminar somewhere very odd.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSomeone or everyone?
It can't have been the ex director of human remains since there were no heavy weapons involved.Comment
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Ah.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
I got up for a pee at 4:15am. Baby bp asked if he could get up and open his presents.....
Dear dead days beyond recall.
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Surely there's a B&Q you can visit?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf only. I just double checked. Llandudno will be rainy today and tomorrow. Nowhere indoor open until Sunday.
Either the children or me if going to die. My money is on me.....Comment
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You need ZeitOuijaRadar(tm)(patent applied for) for that.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostYes, the radar was overly optimistic
To be fair, it's mainly for seeing where stuff is and has been. The future: not so much
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