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[NickFitz]

I have just run over my foot with mother's buggy.

Despite it having lived out the way on the landing of her flats for the last 20 odd years, the new warden has decided that now she is dead it's an 'elf and safety hazard; so now it really is an 'elf and safety hazard, blocking, as it does, the hallway in her flat, and causing people to run it over their feet in an attempt to manoeuvre it through the fire doors.

Tis in the 'for sale' bit of gumtree and freeads, but no interest thus far.

Anyone want an invalid scooter? 200 notes - no reasonable offer refused. Apparently they are an excellent source of parts for building a robot for robot wars.

Tempting, but I'm still trying to clear stuff out of the flat rather than add stuff

[mudskipper]

Tempting, but I'm still trying to clear stuff out of the flat rather than add stuff

Think of the fun at the Christmas party!

[zeitghost]

Tempting, but I'm still trying to clear stuff out of the flat rather than add stuff

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[BrilloPad]

MrsBP bought one in Feb. The day before her mother died. Luckily she was able to return it.

[BrilloPad]

I walked to Tesco. Got a meal deal. And grapes.

Landlord was out of front room so I had to pass him on the stairs.

He is indulging in his favourite hobby. Vacuuming!

After football he always chats to his mates about what they do on a Sunday afternoon. All the rest have wife or child commitments. He always says he is of to do whatever he wants.

But all he does is vacuum!

[mudskipper]

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[BrilloPad]

I like things clean! But he is incredible!

After a couple of months here I decided to vacuum the carpet one Sunday morning. I did a f**king ace job! Took ages.

He re-did it Sunday afternoon and did a better job than me.

[BrilloPad]

The sink area in the kitchen is not nearly so clean. He has cutlery and plate racks. They gather filth. I often have to clean cutlery to take bits of food off from the drawer!

But he is fanatical about his carpet.

I think I might tell him ISIS have insulted his carpet - that will be the end of them.....

[mudskipper]

MrsBP bought one in Feb. The day before her mother died. Luckily she was able to return it.

Sold as seen. No returns.

[NickFitz]

Think of the fun at the Christmas party!

Could make a fortune using it to ferry drunk merchant bankers around the City at Christmas