Originally posted by zeitghost
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Sorry to hear that. Not nice.
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We met with a funeral director today. I think he had been eating cheesy wotsits. He had orange stain all over his fingers and looked like he was wearing orange lipstick. I was trying not to laugh, which would have seemed inappropriate. He left orange finger prints all over the paperwork. I'm sure my mum will be in safe, orange, hands.
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