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Good show, the towel wash has caused the washing machine to piss water all over the floor.
It was fine on the first load so I was lulled into a false sense of security.
Bastard!Comment
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I thought that NatWest had forgotten to send another cheque book for ZeitMater's account.
So I went in & requested another.
Guess what I found at the bottom of the pile of papers on the sideboard.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOm.
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WZGS with knobs, bells and whistles on.Comment
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For tea, since I'm feeling stressed & al, I'm warming up a Chicken & Mushroom Pukka pie, BBE 26/8/15.
Its been nice knowing you all.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostFor tea, since I'm feeling stressed & al, I'm warming up a Chicken & Mushroom Pukka pie, BBE 26/8/15.
Its been nice knowing you all.
I've just been finding out how to make very unhealthy stuff even unhealthier. Crush pack of hob nobs, and melted butter and reassemble.
Open tin of condensed milk (don't cut your tongue when licking the lid) and add butter and sugar.
Still, I'm sure the bananas will add the required one of the five a day.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostFor tea, since I'm feeling stressed & al, I'm warming up a Chicken & Mushroom Pukka pie, BBE 26/8/15.
Its been nice knowing you all.Comment
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Just checked the pub's FB page. It's the weekend of their Cider and Cheese Festival
As it happens, I dislike cider and hate cheese, but it's very popular with everybody elseComment
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