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    Originally posted by fzbucks View Post
    she's 164 miles away
    Take a cab, then take advantage of her purse to pay for it. Then take advantage of her.

    HTH

    (No, I've never been married. Why do you ask?)

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      Goodnight all
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        so you're going to get 2.5 hours kip then get up to take your wife to work?

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Goodnight all
          night/morning

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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            2,9001 and that leaves me 99 with a double flake for later
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Goodnight all
            Goodnight Diver

            Sterling effort

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              damn toffee penny quality street sweet for removing part of a filling the other day and leaving me with tootheache for the last few nights

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                Having watched Have I Got a Little Bit More News for You on the new-fangled disk drive enabled television recording apparatus (whose user interface is shamefully poor both in usability and in l10n (by which I mean its English messages aren't in actual English, but merely in an approximation thereof)) and whose control software occasionally throws a wobbly and prints a C debug message and the beginning of a stack trace down the left side of the screen (your left as you look at it) (from which I have been able to ascertain the filenames of several source files, as well as being able to determine that the actual crash is caused by the failure to handle a certain case where the disk cannot allocate a contiguous sector for the ongoing recording), I shall now retire to my bedchamber.

                The preceding paragrah (AKA car (post)) was in LISP for your convenience.


                Now, where's that servant of mine gone...

                have to brush my own teeth at this rate...

                where's my teddy bear...

                it's mine, I'll touch it if I want to...

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                  might as well get my "fingers like lightning" tag before i turn in for the night

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                    see above

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                      snarf

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