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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhat, specifically in Toyota, do you require doing?
There's nothing necessarily the matter with it - the oil consumption is still a tad high, but seems to have settled back to a more reasonable level - but it just feels sometimes like a good tune-up to factory specs would do it some good.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThe washing machine is indicating to me that I've put too much in it.
The time when I'd left a glass baking tray, with a metal baking tray inside it, and a metal grille inside that in the oven as it all kicked off was quite something to hearComment
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Just tried calling Ikea to notify them about the parking, etc., as theirs is yet another website that swallows forms with no indication of whether the information has got through
Waiting time of ten minutes. Decided I couldn't be bothered waiting. I'll try again later.Comment
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There we are, fish cooked & eaten.
Yum.
Followed by stewed apple and custard.
Yum.
Currently making the stock for tomorrow's lentil <pfffffft> soup.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostJust tried calling Ikea to notify them about the parking, etc., as theirs is yet another website that swallows forms with no indication of whether the information has got through
Waiting time of ten minutes. Decided I couldn't be bothered waiting. I'll try again later.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThere we are, fish cooked & eaten.
Yum.
Followed by stewed apple and custard.
Yum.
Currently making the stock for tomorrow's lentil <pfffffft> soup.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Postvery probably.
Some of the stuff I've asked to do for them is quite
The best one was the guy who wanted to magnetically suspend 75kg of steelwork.
I told him he was outa luck.
I've got visions of an impressive installation with a very strong electromagnet. 75kg of steelwork. After opening to visitors, it becomes a living installation with random pushchairs flying towards the ceiling before attaching themselves. Maybe the odd walking frame with dangling old lady too.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostYou know what, you two would make a great "odd" couple #JustSaying
Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI've got visions of an impressive installation with a very strong electromagnet. 75kg of steelwork. After opening to visitors, it becomes a living installation with random pushchairs flying towards the ceiling before attaching themselves. Maybe the odd walking frame with dangling old lady too.
He wanted a control system designed so this monstrosity levitated as if by magick.
Seemed ever so disappointed when I told him to think again.
Then there was the art installation proposed for the beach, comprising a windmill of sorts, attached to a dynamo attached to, IIRC, a laptop.
That didn't fly either.
It might have blown away & decapitated someone though.Last edited by zeitghost; 25 August 2015, 18:42.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI'm Walter Matthau, so I suppose that Nick is Jack Lemon.Comment
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